February 2012
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Tonight i pictured what it would be like to be trapped in a mall for the entire evening, making a polite phone call to the local police station perhaps and saying, “Excuse me. It seems we are trapped in the mall and cannot get out. It’s not that it isn’t a fine establishment, but in a few hours I think I might like to be in my bed instead of on a bench sleeping.” Julie is...
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“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the ‘sex sells’ fallacy...”
– (via littlelightx)
Yes.
(via psdo)
(via yukidama)
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January 2012
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“Hey, do you know how to tell if you’re sprained your nose or not?”
– My ex roommate.
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Crazy mood swings all day means it’s time to watch Fievel Goes West and skip to the part where Wiley Burp teaches Tiger about the Laaaaaaaazy Eye.
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